↩ Quiz/Quoz

For the Benefit of Mr. EDWIN.

At the THEATRE-ROYAL HAYMARKET,
on Thursday next, August 27, 1789, will be presented a FARCE...

In the course of the Farce,
QUOZ,
A New Comic Song, by Mr EDWIN.


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QUOZ.
Written and ſung by Mr. Edwin.

  • Hey for buckiſh words, for phraſes we've a paſſion
  • Immenſely great and little once, were all the faſhion;
  • Hum'd and then humbugg'd, twaddy, tippy, poz
  • All had their day, but now muſt yield to quoz.
  • Walk about the ſtreet, each time you turn your head, ſir,
  • Pop, ſtaring in your phiz, is Q, U, O, and Z, ſir;
  • Cries madam dip to deary, 'tis monſtrous ſcandaloz,
  • To write on people's ſhutters that ſhameful naſty quoz,
  • Once it was the Barber, for every thing that's right,
  • The shaver knock'd the barber quickly out of ſight;
  • Now we've got a new word, how invented 'twas,
  • If you aſk, I'll tell —— , my anſwer, ſir, is quoz.
  • The hobby-horſe of late we rode about with ſpeed,
  • For drinking, wenching, gaming, was the word indeed;
  • Then macaroni, bore, and rage, never ſure the like was,
  • Yet all that ſort of thing, gave way to little quoz.
  • Tipſy, dizzy, muzzy, ſucky, groggy muddled,
  • Boſky, blind as Chloe; mops and brooms and fuddled,
  • Florid, torrid, horrid, ſtayboz, heyboz, layboz,
  • Words with terminations, not ſo good as quoz.
  • But when quozzy came, tippy, bore, and twaddle,
  • Bucks of bluſt'ring fame cou'd not keep their ſaddle;
  • One attempts to rally — bully quiz it was,
  • But by nightly sally, deals him little quoz.
  • There's a jack to roaſt your meat, a jack to hold your liquor,
  • Jack upon the green, to amuſe the vicar;
  • Jacks of various ſorts — Jack's a quiz, becauſe
  • Jack gives way to gill, and ſo does quiz to quoz.
  • Some may think it French, ſome may call it Latin,
  • Some give in this meaning, others will give that in;
  • Mean it what it will, or ſenſe or non compos,
  • The meaning, I ſhould think, the meaning muſt be quoz.
  • Suppoſe we ſay 'tis drinking; ſuppoſe it means a dinner;
  • Suppoſe a methodiſt, ſuppoſe a wicked ſinner;
  • To finiſh my ſuppoſe, ſuppoſe I make a pauſe,
  • I've hit it now — 'tis thank ye — and ſo good people quoz.
As printed in The New Vocal Enchantress, 1791

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